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Stars - July 2007
You're weird.. Read more »| 10 Jul 2007 -
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STARS - June 2007
GeminiHas your faith deserted you? Was it chocolate pudding? Oooh that'll stain! She's a bitch! Lucky jibe: "Fud pus!"CancerMars is re-stimulating itself int... Read more »| 10 Jun 2007 -
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Teddy on the Tube
Revel in the campness and kitchness of it all. Read more »| 11 May 2007 -
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Stars - May 2007
The one thing that's better about living with your girlfriend compared to living with your brother: uncontested sock ownership Read more »| 11 May 2007 -
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Stars - April 2007
ARIESThe one thing that's better about living with your girlfriend compared to living with your brother: uncontested sock ownership. You have to take the smo... Read more »| 11 Apr 2007 -
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Stars - March 2007
Pisces Give 'em an inch, they take a mile. Give 'em your kidney and they start singing A-ha's Take on Me in public. This month: hell is other folks.Aries O... Read more »| 12 Mar 2007
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STARS - February 2007
Aries:Your job getting you down? Leave! Now is the time for you to take somerisks. Nothing is set in stone. Apart from the fact you will die. Oneday. But for... Read more »| 10 Feb 2007 -
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AriesJupiter is in Mars' orbit which makes this the year that New Year's resolutions will be stuck to. New Year's resolution - to give a Piscean a present ev... Read more »| 11 Jan 2007 -
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Gemini (the eclectic)On first glance Thursday will appear bad. Return the favour by being bad to the day - mock friends and push grannies. Power word: bosh.T... Read more »| 12 Nov 2006 -
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Drink
I remember thinking I must be some sort of booze-resistant superhero Read more »| 13 Oct 2006 -
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Stars - August 2006
Horoscopes Leo 23/7 – 22/8The charts predict that an opportunity to relax will bring you much joy but beware inexpertly applied suntan cream when combi... Read more »| 14 Aug 2006 -
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Comedian's Rant - Will Andrews
IF YOU ARE A COMEDIAN INTERESTED IN CONTRIBUTING TO THIS COLUMN EMAIL COMEDY@SKINNYMAG.CO.UK Read more »| 15 Jul 2006 -
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Stars - July 2006
You're reading the horoscopes section. Wise up! It's time to sort it out and take a grip of yourself (no, not like that) Read more »| 15 Jul 2006 -
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Comedian's Rant - Des Clarke
Why do we have to endure Prince Charles on TV preaching about the evils of GM crops when clearly the concept of genetic inbreeding has sustained his family for generations?
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Stars - June 2006
HoroscopesAries 21/3 – 19/4The arc of andromeda suggests that you may find 50p, half a packed of tabs and a lighter under your sofa this week. Seek and... Read more »| 15 Jun 2006