Interviews

Wants to make Islam compulsory. That's controversial. Read more »

He'd fix the world by killing all noisy eaters Read more »

Apparently thinks all religious ceremonies must be held in fancy dress. It's a little hard to start a holy war when a bear suit is involved. ""Oh but he looks so cuddly. How can we stay angry?"" Bear suits fix everything. Read more »

Chris really hates the Sheila's Wheels advert. Don't we all. Read more »

Describes his style as slow, quirky, measured, surreal and rambling.
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The stench of fake tan emanating from the spot where Il Divo was standing Read more »