Chris Henry

Chris really hates the Sheila's Wheels advert. Don't we all.

Feature by Lara Moloney | 17 Mar 2006
  • Chris Henry

Where are you from?
Coatbridge, famous for many things such as the time capsule and masses of heart disease.

Best on stage experience?
That first laugh you get from at an audience at any gig. Ooo it feels so good.

Worst on stage experience?
Talking about masturbating while my dad was in the audience. He didn't approve, but then again he's a twat!

The best comeback to a heckle you've handed out?
Normally I have to pull my cock out to get any noise from a fanny.

What's the most freaky thing that has happened in your life?
When I found out girls have a hidden hole to pee. I was 22.

Who are your three favourite comedians?
Lee Evans, Chris Rock, Ronnie Barker.

Who are three people you would like to have dinner with?
If I have to cook, then I wont be inviting anyone!

How would you fix the world right now?
Make Jack Bauer king of the world! And give him a gun with terrorist seeking bullets.

What is your most hated appliance?
Anything that helped to make the fucking Sheila's Wheels advert.

Chris Henry appears at the Basura Blanca on March 17, 18, 24 & 25 at 8pm as part of Kim Hope and the Sometimes Anti-Heroes at the Glasgow International Comedy Festival