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OpinionCrystal Baws: March 2013 Horoscopes
Our regular seer and prognosticator Mystic Mark predicts that March will end horribly. For everyone Read more »| 01 Mar 2013 -
OpinionCrystal Baws: February 2013 Horoscopes
ARIESWhile scuba diving this month you accidentally mix-up your oxygen tank with a pressurised colostomy tank. The first breaths taste of farts so you toggle... Read more »| 04 Feb 2013 -
OpinionOpinion: I Was A Misogynist Comedian
Comedian Michael J Dolan takes himself to task for allowing himself to write misognystic jokes Read more »| 02 Jan 2013 -
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Crystal Baws: January 2013 Horoscopes
ARIESThis month a fully-operational Death Star moves into your chart while searching out remaining Rebel bases in the Hoth system, inadvertently detecting ... Read more »| 01 Jan 2013 -
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2012: That Was The Year That Was
With the impending Mayan apocalypse on its way, it's time to look back at a year which may prove to be humanity's last Read more »| 20 Dec 2012 -
OpinionCrystal Baws: December 2012 Horoscopes
A guide to your month ahead from resident psychic Mystic Mark Read more »| 07 Dec 2012
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Esoteric Christmas Gift Guide 2012
Following in the bloody footprints of last year’s Esoteric Xmas Gift Guide, Mystic Mark and Dr. Darren Icke once again investigate some of the many ways you can liberate yourself of soul-crushing wealth Read more »| 07 Dec 2012 -
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Santa Eggs: The Industrial Heart of Christmas
Sometimes the Yuletide spirit touches us in places we rather it didn't. Mystic Mark and Dr. Darren Icke take an eye-opening journey inside the industrial heart of the Christmas season and show us what they found... Read more »| 07 Dec 2012 -
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Crystal Baws: November 2012 Horoscopes
ARIES Your soul is so jam-packed and weighed down with demons that your local witch-doctor finally classifies it as ‘morbidly obese.’ You should ... Read more »| 01 Nov 2012 -
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Creepy Ghost Stories
Shelly, 29, from Aberdeen will chill your spine with this paranormal tale...“When I woke up at my boyfriend’s house covered in ghostly ectoplasm there could only be one explanation – my dead Dad was trying to send me a message from inside the grave...” Read more »| 11 Oct 2012 -
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Crystal Baws: October 2012 Horoscopes
ARIES Your intestinal parasite has gotten rather large lately, and this month things cross a very special barrier when you finally become the parasite trappe... Read more »| 05 Oct 2012 -
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Crystal Baws: September 2012 Horoscopes
ARIES When the star M38b unexpectedly goes supernova in September an entire section of your personality suddenly disappears. It is the astrological equivalen... Read more »| 19 Sep 2012 -
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When Fletch Met The Hoff 2: The Offspring
Last month, Fred Fletch drunk-interviewed David Hasselhoff on behalf of The Skinny, resulting in an epic orgy of A-Team fantasies and Barry Manilow songs. So what happened when the two met last month during the Fringe? Read more »| 19 Sep 2012 -
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Chipping Off Little Pieces of My Soul – A Fringe Diary
Comedian Xavier Toby gives an insider's view of the soul-crushing financial gamble involved in putting on a show at the Edinburgh Fringe Read more »| 03 Sep 2012 -
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Crystal Baws: August 2012 Horoscopes
ARIES This month your local priest finally agrees to consecrate your bottle of Buckfast, thus adding a heavy dose of caffeine, sodium glycerophosphate, dipot... Read more »| 01 Aug 2012