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Crystal Baws: November 2012 Horoscopes
ARIES Your soul is so jam-packed and weighed down with demons that your local witch-doctor finally classifies it as ‘morbidly obese.’ You should ... Read more »| 01 Nov 2012 -
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Creepy Ghost Stories
Shelly, 29, from Aberdeen will chill your spine with this paranormal tale...“When I woke up at my boyfriend’s house covered in ghostly ectoplasm there could only be one explanation – my dead Dad was trying to send me a message from inside the grave...” Read more »| 11 Oct 2012 -
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Crystal Baws: October 2012 Horoscopes
ARIES Your intestinal parasite has gotten rather large lately, and this month things cross a very special barrier when you finally become the parasite trappe... Read more »| 05 Oct 2012 -
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Crystal Baws: September 2012 Horoscopes
ARIES When the star M38b unexpectedly goes supernova in September an entire section of your personality suddenly disappears. It is the astrological equivalen... Read more »| 19 Sep 2012 -
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When Fletch Met The Hoff 2: The Offspring
Last month, Fred Fletch drunk-interviewed David Hasselhoff on behalf of The Skinny, resulting in an epic orgy of A-Team fantasies and Barry Manilow songs. So what happened when the two met last month during the Fringe? Read more »| 19 Sep 2012 -
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Chipping Off Little Pieces of My Soul – A Fringe Diary
Comedian Xavier Toby gives an insider's view of the soul-crushing financial gamble involved in putting on a show at the Edinburgh Fringe Read more »| 03 Sep 2012
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Crystal Baws: August 2012 Horoscopes
ARIES This month your local priest finally agrees to consecrate your bottle of Buckfast, thus adding a heavy dose of caffeine, sodium glycerophosphate, dipot... Read more »| 01 Aug 2012 -
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Crystal Baws: July 2012 Horoscopes
ARIESThrough your Fisher Price binoculars you spot more UFOs. This time there are thousands of them, looking almost exactly like love heart balloons. You cat... Read more »| 04 Jul 2012 -
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Crystal Baws: June 2012 Horoscopes
Ready to find out what June has in store for you? What do you mean, no?! Gaze into our Crystal Baws. We command you... Read more »| 12 Jun 2012 -
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10 Things You Didn't Know About Eurovision
Stand-up comedian and Eurovision obsessive shares the secret history of the world's greatest artistic event Read more »| 07 May 2012 -
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Crystal Baws: May 2012 Horoscopes
ARIES You’ve always told people you were an 'animal lover' but no-one ever thought you meant literally. In May you experience love at first sight when... Read more »| 02 May 2012 -
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Crystal Baws: April 2012 Horoscopes
ARIES April sees you take David Cameron’s Thomas The Tank Engine face, cut it off, stick it to a real train and then crash it into another train with ... Read more »| 02 Apr 2012 -
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Preparing for the Apocalypse: Anticipating the End
With less than 10 months left until the Apocalypse, I decided to get all my survival research done as early as possible. Obviously, when the world ends, th... Read more »| 01 Mar 2012 -
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Crystal Baws: March 2012 Horoscopes
ARIES Saturn’s adverse ring angle means you find yourself still inhabiting a rat-infested basement with a broken toilet and no lights in March. Try no... Read more »| 28 Feb 2012 -
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Simon Munnery: "I'm a bit obsessed by the R101 airship"
Simon Munnery returns to Scotland with a strange fusion of inventive engineering and comedic ambition Read more »| 23 Feb 2012