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Feature | 16 Apr 2006
April 1
Desperados 2: Cooper's Revenge (PC) – Wild West strategy shooter
Hearts of Iron II: Doomsday (PC) – Do world war II your own way…
Wang Master VIII: Wang Cannot be Killed (PC) - Latest in the long running and highly pornographic shoot 'em up series.

April 7
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Legend (PC/PS2/Xbox/360) – Tits, ass and guns
Painkiller: Hell Wars (Xb)
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Essentials (PSP) – A new outing for Mr. Fisher, specifically for the wee handheld.
Top Spin 2 (GBA) - Addictive tennis action
Major League Baseball 2K6 (GC) – Baseball. Woop.
Monster Rancher EVO (PS2) – Breed your own brand of monsters
Football Manager 2006 (PSP/360) – Fire everyone from every team for earning too much.

April 13

Megaman Battle Network 5: Double Team (DS) – Classic gaming, utilizing all the DS' cool functions.
Echo Night Beyond (PS2) – Lunar based near future scares, interesting…
SingStar Rocks! (PS2) – Rock version of so bad its good karaoke game.
Final Fantasy XI (X360) – Online multiplayer for the epic games saga.

April 21
Electroplankton (DS) – Electric chlorophyll-packing musical micro-organisms.
Rogue Trooper (PC/PS2/Xbox) – Explosions guns and fighting, tried and true gameplay.
SOCOM 3: U.S. Navy SEALs (PS2/PSP) – The US watered down version of our SAS, in game form.
Tamagotchi Connection Corner Shop (DS) – Annoying creatures you must feed and clean but that don't actually exist.
Tetris DS (DS) – Tetris, on the DS. Crazy!
Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening Special Edition (PC) – Revamped and tweakificated third game in the series.

April 28
Half-Life 2: Aftermath (PC) – Read about it in the games section.
Lostmagic (DS ) – Cast spells via the touchpad.
Resident Evil 4 (PC) – More scares than you wouldn't dare shake a stick at.
Trauma Center: Under the Knife (DS) – Medical school take too long? Learn surgery on your handheld…
War on Terror (PC) – Kick those evil bastards in, just like uncle George told us to.
2006 FIFA World Cup Germany (DS/GBA) – Obligatory footie game, so Scotland might actually win…