Bon Jovi - Welcome to Wherever You Are

This record might as well be called Shut Up and Consume You Bastards

Single Review by Jay Shukla | 15 Feb 2006
  • Bon Jovi - Welcome to Wherever You Are
Label: Mercury

All you really need to know about this song is that it contains the lyrics "remember that you're perfect/God makes no mistakes." Even if we give God the benefit of the doubt and assume that Bon Jovi aren't some kind of massive, cosmic fuck-up, then we must surely draw the conclusion that God hates every one of us, given the fact that he bothered to create them at all. This record might as well be called Shut Up and Consume You Bastards. Fuck sake. [Jay Shukla]

This single is out now.

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