Krystal Evans @ Monkey Barrel
Krystal Evans’ A Star is Burnt mixes raw confessionals about life in the hospitality industry with sharp observational humour
Krystal Evans’ story is one of survival in many forms, yet her delivery is so relaxed and wry that it feels like listening to a new friend recount her life story over drinks. Except here Evans skips small talk, opening instead with a brilliantly crafted animated music video chronicling her childhood and summarising her previous show, The Hottest Girl at Burn Camp – about growing up poor in America with a mentally ill mother and surviving a devastating house fire. The show definitely starts with a bang.
One of the show’s highlights is Evans reading aloud from her teenage journals, perfectly capturing the whiplash of adolescent thought – with unabashedly horny musings preceded by her reflections on the events of 9/11. Her tales from her twenties, working as a bartender in New York and the Caribbean, sometimes meander, but her quick wit retains engagement.
There’s a gossipy thrill to stories about an infamous short-lived member of the previous Trump presidency, kitchen porter knife fights, and wealthy customers wetting themselves – all illustrating the unpredictable chaos that is service work.
Surreal touches, like a colour-shifting Santa on the beaches of Barbados or the universal problem-solving magic of blue roll, add playful texture. Beneath the humour, the show’s core is Evans’ long-suppressed dream of becoming a stand-up comedian — a goal repeatedly postponed by hospitality jobs, a move to Scotland with her chef husband, and personal challenges including miscarriage and the eventual birth of her baby boy.
Evans is an engaging, self-aware storyteller, but this hour occasionally loses momentum, with some transitions feeling loosely stitched together. Still, her mix of absurd detail, candid vulnerability, and wry delivery makes A Star is Burnt an enjoyable, if uneven, hour that suggests she’s only just beginning to tap her full potential.
Krystal Evans: A Star is Burnt, Monkey Barrel (MB2), until 24 Aug, 7.10pm, £10-15