Just one more thing...

Yes, we probably will break our necks. But believe me, those countless months in traction and that touch-and-go possibility of permanent paralysis will be more than worth it for the blissful hours spent working these babies. Not only are they the couleur du jour, aubergine, but they also bear more than a passing resemblance to a several hundred pounds more expensive pair of Christian Louboutins. So you see, not only will your feet look fantastic, but you're saving more than two hundred pounds. Effectively you made money. That you can now spend on something else. Brilliant.

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