Katy Perry left gagging after “vomitous fart”

Katy Perry was left gagging after her chauffeur did a “vomitous fart” while driving back to her hotel.

The pop star had enjoyed a lavish meal in Manila – where she is currently on tour – when she called her driver to pick her up. Minutes later she nearly parted company with her meal when the man broke wind in front of her.

She posted on her Twitter account: “Dear driver, you think you just got away with a silent vomitous FART in the car BUT unbeknownst to you, I just put you on blast on my twitter. Booya (sic).”

Katy’s evening started “wonderfully”, with dinner followed by a “ridiculous” ice cream sundae.

She wrote: “Okay, I just ordered the biggest ice cream sundae in history WHY? Cause it's SUNDAY and it looks RIDICULOUS. I’ll post a photo soon!”

Minutes later she uploaded an image of the enormous dessert with the caption: “My butt is getting big just looking at it!”

Katy’s love of junk food has already had one serious consequence during her time in the Philippines. The singer developed a “massive zit” the day of her first show in the country.

She wrote: “Hope this massive zit on the back of my necks a good luck sign for tonight. I’m not gonna lie, I always feel WAY more important with police escorts.”

Katy’s boyfriend Russell Brand quickly replied: “The police are there to guard the zit you egomaniac. Let the zit close the show with you!”