Paris - Stars Are Blind

Although more critically acclaimed for her talents in other aspects of the entertainment industry, Paris Hilton has made the transition into pop music. Stars Are Blind is her latest attempt to maintain her status as a media-whore. Cynics of her musical abilities should note that Paris' singing is surprisingly average, though one can't help but wonder how extensively her vocals have been 'mastered'. It has a catchy pop/reggae beat that is reminiscent of, well, almost every UB40 song ever recorded. With basic lyrics, her new target audience of 10-16 year olds will be able to learn them quickly so that they can sing along loudly on public transport as the song inevitably pollutes our airwaves in the coming weeks. [Suzanne Mitchell]