Kunt and the Gang - One Last Wank and One Last Cry

‘THE TRILOGY IS COMPLETE’ thunders the Basildon pop shocker Kunt and the Gang. Wanking and crying was first coined in his song about finding a pornographic Polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died and the theme has now birthed more than an hour of filthy, utterly debased music. Again, KATG’s nursery school 80s keyboard music makes the horrendous lyrical content simply laugh-out-loud. The rhyming couplets are quite ingenious (“I think I misjudged the situation, she didn’t want to see my soapy masturbation”). By now you’ll have a good idea if this sort of thing is for you or not, but it’s fair to say you won’t hear any other artist extol the virtues of Geoff Capes’s pubes, the seedy intentions of bearded men or just why Kunt and the Gang are ‘Gonna Lick You Out’. [Jamie Borthwick]