Q&A Jason Byrne

What makes you laugh?
People falling over, monkeys, and pineapples.

What is your family situation?
3 ninjas, 2 tigers and a 1 wrestler.

Do you ever have doubts about your work?
I would if it was work.

What’s the best heckle you’ve ever had?
Stay on your shite!!

How often do you visit comedy clubs as a member of the audience?
Never, because that would be like going to the office to sit there and watch all your mates work, and that is what its like for us comics, if it was work, which it isn’t work, so it would be like going to the office to watch work if we did work but we don’t work, but in the end comedy is hard work.

When did you last cry?
When a doctor stuck his finger up my bum.

Have you ever made an enemy?
I don’t think so, but I’m sure I have many.

Describe yourself in three words
Isle of Man.

What is your biggest regret?
Not being able to describe myself in three words,

What do you do to wind down?
Wrap myself in a duvet and watch an old black-and-white movie, but I have kids and I’ve never done that in my life, so to wind down, I think about how I could wind down.

What is your guilty pleasure?
Watching the telly, eating jelly and ice cream off my chest.

How do you keep fit?
I worry all the time and that keeps the heart rate up.

What’s your secret talent?
I can lick one of my testicles, but I always think I could put that talent to better use, but I just can’t put my finger on it.

Who would you most like to meet?
The prick who stole my bike.

What was the last book you read?
How To Answer Questionnaires.