Come Flyer With Me: Nathan Phillips

Anyone who hands someone a flyer on the street is dumb. At the Fringe, you need to make every interaction count. Here's some genius tips from a guy with amazing dance moves:

First, don't be afraid to run directly at people on the street.

Second, homeless people might not have money, but they don't have schedule conflicts. Invite them.

When handing elderly people a flyer it helps if you make a terrifying barking sound. It will help their frail mind remember you.

People love the old “here's a flyer, oh wait, it's my penis” routine. Do it A LOT.

Or, here's the best option. As someone walks by, initially, pretend to ignore them. Just as they pass, reach out your empty hand and gently grasp their fingers. Pull them close to you, and look them in the eye. Brush your hand along their cheek and feel the anticipation build. Move slowly towards them and say “Hi. I'm Nathan Phillips, I have something to show you.” 

At this point, they will probably faint. Catch them. When they awake, be there. Invite them to your hotel. Offer champagne and vegan treats, soon you will be making love. For a truly successful flyer hand-off they should have at least 7 orgasms, after which they'll fall asleep. When they awake, you'll be long gone, but on the bedside table they'll find a note which says “I took your wallet.” And a flyer for a show they won't wanna miss.

Nathan Phillips will seduce an audience member each night at his show Sex You (I'm Gonna) at Just The Tonic at The Store, 9pm.