Tackno - The Glitter Ball, Studio 24, Edinburgh, 31 Dec

Looking to join the glitterati and glamorous at the cheesiest party in town? Well get your gladrags on and hit the dancefloor to sing along to tracks from DJ Trendy Wendy, Guy Christmas and MC Stainmaster. With a collection of kitsch classics and live entertainment from Fancy Nancy and The Glitterati Allstars, this is bound to be a hilarious and riotous occasion. Serious sense of humour and tacky dress sense essential, so camp it up for 2008. [Lara Moloney]