Paris Hilton - Nothing in this World

Despite managing a credible Gwen Stefani impression, this is quite possibly the most insipid industry-approved pop trash to have emerged since Paris' last crack at releasing a tune. Admittedly, she hasn't been given a great start with the childish yet sleazy lyrics ("I know it's wrong, but it feels so right... I'm gonna make you feel alright") and accordingly the entire track simply smacks of references to "that" home video. Not quite bland enough to slip under the radar, this is an irritating little Europop tune likely to lodge itself in the recesses of the listener's mind. Perhaps something best left to be enjoyed by Ms. Hilton's adolescent fanbase. [Lucy Weir]