Forever The Sickest Kids - The Weekend: Friday

With all its sickeningly sunny, auto-tune riddled vocals - processed to within an inch of their life - and sparkly synths coming out the arse, Friday - the first in a trilogy of EPs themed around the weekend from Warped Tour darlings Forever The Sickest Kids - is a nauseating trawl through transparent tales of heartbreak. From checking your phone to see if the girl of your dreams has texted you yet (Do Or Die) to dating a Hip Hop Chick, these six songs are about as as thought-provoking as your morning piss. Of course, it's glossily produced, and has all the whoahs, harmonies and synth hooks in all the right places, but is that really all it takes these days?