Rob Kane 'Kane's World'

Most important question first: Tell us about your show.

The show is called Kane's World, as well as having some straight Stand-Up I'm also going to have some sketches and a few other surprises as well.

What's going to be unique about this performance of your show?

It may never be done again!

Due to a lawsuit, you're forced to rename your show. What do you call it?

Rob's Fuck The Law Show!

What inspires you, other than comedy itself?

Art, the spoken word, music, daffodils, Jean Valjean (from Les Miserables), Buddha and Tony Hart.

Is there anything in particular that you're looking forward to about playing in Glasgow?

It won't cost me a lot of money in a taxi to get to the gig.

Where do you stand on Scottish Independence?

Sorry, what's happening?

Who would get your vote as president of an independent Scotland?

George Galloway

What's your favourite comedy festival in the world?

T in the park

If you were organising a fantasy comedy night, who would you have as MC, support and main act?

MC – Steve Martin, Support – Chic Murray, Main Act – Boris Johnson. (That guy's hilarious)

Who else are you going to see during the Glasgow Festival?

Tom Stade, Stuart Francis, Mark Nelson, Sarah Millican, Terry Alderton et al.

Would you like to make a disparaging comment about the Edinburgh Fringe in order to appeal to the Glasgow public? (Don't worry, nobody will remember this by August)

Yeah, fucking Edinburgh, pfft!

Regional current affairs. Fill in the blank space below:

I need a new adhesive sticker for my wheelie bin, the number 5 has fallen off. Will no-one do anything about this atrocity?!