Alan Scott 'The Best Of The Impenetrable Click'

Most important question first: Tell us about your show.

The Impenetrable Click are a Glasgow-based sketch group consisting of three boys, two girls, one robot and a sheet. For our Glasgow Comedy Festival Show we will be performing a Greatest Hits set of the best sketches from our previous shows plus a headline spot from a very special guest.

What's going to be unique about this performance of your show?

We normally perform all-new sketches at our regular shows, so this will be an opportunity to revisit some old favourites. The moustaches, however, will be brand spanking new.

Due to a lawsuit, you're forced to rename your show. What do you call it?

Zoots! Le meilleur du clic impénétrable!

If your show was a dear friend who had just died, what would you say about it in your eulogy?

"We barely knew you. By which we mean our lines."

What inspires you, other than comedy itself?

Tea, biscuits and hip-hop music of varying degrees of offensiveness.

Is there anything in particular that you're looking forward to about playing in Glasgow?

Travelling to the venue by tram.

Or anything you're dreading?

The trams not being ready in time.

Who would get your vote as president of an independent Scotland?

Sebastian from Belle and Sebastian.

What's your favourite comedy festival in the world?

The Tehran Fringe. It's the only festival that has yet to be invaded by hordes of Americans (although we suspect this may not last long).

If you were organising a fantasy comedy night, who would you have as MC, support and main act?

MC: Neil Hamburger, with a headline slot from Henry Rollins and support from Diplo.

Who else are you going to see during the Glasgow Festival?

Dogshit Johnson, Obie, The Unemployables, Pearse O'Halloran and The Scottish League Cup Final.