Here are a pair of criminal masterminds; well, one mastermind, and one meow-stermind. One of them dreams of making millions (millions!), while the other would be happy with millions of Dreamies. They both plot day and night, planning for world domination one living room at a time. We know that at least one of them is wearing a cat-stume, but we can’t really work out which – that’s how devious they are.
Let us know the difference between these two absolute fiends; best answer wins a copy of A Field Guide to Getting Lost by Rebecca Solnit, courtesy of our partners-in-crime over at Canongate.
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