The Things We Do To Our Friends by Heather Darwent

A hint of dark academia by way of Edinburgh, Heather Darwent's debut The Things We Do To Our Friends is a thrilling read

Book Review by Venezia Castro | 19 Dec 2022
  • The Things We Do To Our Friends by Heather Darwent
Book title: The Things We Do To Our Friends
Author: Heather Darwent

Heather Darwent’s debut, The Things We Do To Our Friends, seems to have all the components of the next literary sensation: a hint of dark academia, a morally complex and unpredictable narrator, the promise of feminist themes and an atmospheric setting vivid enough to feel like another character – Edinburgh, no less.

The premise is immediately compelling: Clare arrives at the University of Edinburgh with a secret and a desperate hope to find the right friends who will help her reinvent herself. Soon she meets The Shiver, a privileged and ambitious clique that promises everything she has ever wanted, no matter the cost. Darwent keeps a sense of suspense from the very first to the very last page through clever pacing, constantly dropping shocking revelations and raising new unanswered questions throughout the novel. Clare’s voice offers a deliciously dark perspective that is hard to resist.

The book’s weakness, however, lies precisely on its pretence to have it all, and the lack of commitment to a theme and a unified story that results from it. Perhaps borrowing too much from popular media, some elements feel gratuitous past their marketing value: the academia scenery contributes very little to the narrative and the promised feminist politics are nowhere to be found. Despite this, however, The Things We Do To Our Friends is a thrilling debut, difficult to put down and wonderfully twisted.


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