Patefon @ The Admiral, 17 May

Do you like breaks? Do you like music that you can really dance to? Then Patefon is for you. If you fancy a change from the dull throb of the four four so easily found in a town like Glasgow, if you want something your feet can really get their teeth into, then Patefon is for you. The Admiral is likely to be about the flyest joint in town come Saturday the 17th, and we're assured the Finger Lickin' catalogue will be booming out on the night. Patefon has DJs Woody, B*Licious and Furious Breaks for the event, all of whom know a break or two. Furious Breaks surely does: he's the founder of Funkin' Gonuts and his "if it breaks, it shakes" vibe has shared a bill with guys like DJ Yoda and C2C. B*Licious is no mean Funkstress herself, as fans of her sets around Glasgow will attest. She's the other half of Funkin' Gonuts, so you know these kids can play together.