Top Ten Events 10-17 May: Divorce, Simon Amstell + Psychedelic Forest Disco

Really, we'd be happy if all weeks started with the words: Psychedelic Forest Disco. And so party under the stars we will, as Kelburn Castle and Country Park turns al fresco club for The Psychedelic Forest Disco all-nighter. London's Zombie Disco Squad (aka Nat Self) will be headlining the main stage – buoyant house tunes at the ready – playing alongside the likes of Billy Woods, Kris Wasabi, and DJ Astroboy, while Chungo Bungo, DJ NoFace, and Floyd are amongst those taking over the Elektrical Tent, with your dancefloor for the night the sheltered forest canopy. Amen. Read our full preview here.

Cabaret Voltaire stage their official re-launch, to which you're all invited to come marvel at the pared-back re-design, which includes a brand new ground floor bar, newly-discovered windows, and beefed-up soundsystem. For the night they'll be handing over the reins to I AM's Beta & Kappa, who make the move Edinburgh-way especially for the occasion. They'll be pumping out their usual fine mix of electronica and bass, ably assisted by dub maestros Chungo Bungo (pictured) on special guest duty. The rest of the monthly schedule then looks a little something like this.

The Skinny (aye, us) are brightening the walls of Glasgow's Urban Outfitters, presenting a showcase exhibition of seven artists' work handpicked from previous Skinny magazine showcases (view the full batch here, and watch interviews with some of the artists here). All the prints will be available to buy, including Good Wives and Warriors' Mandala 1 (pictured). You're also invited to join us for the opening night, where Miaoux Miaoux will be manning the decks and we'll be enjoying complimentary drinks care of Williams Bros Brewing Co, plus an exclusive 20% off at Urban Outfitters. Exhibition runs until 30 Jun.

Glasgow's own understated electronic funk ensemble (aka they who we entrusted to take over our February issue), Errors, take to The Arches to play what will be their biggest headline show in Glasgow to date. For it, they'll be armed with their new LP, Have Some Faith In Magic, a gorgeous mix of sensuous rhythm, synthesis, and hypnotic loops a-plenty. Read the band's track-by-track guide to the album here. And cast your eyes upon Rachel MacLean's trippy video for single Pleasure Palaces: here.

We end as all good weeks really should – with a big ol' techno hit, as Podium and Figure label head Len Faki plays his rescheduled date at Return To Mono. Known for his epically long, untamed DJ sets that meander in style and tone, we're eager to see what he fits into the typically short Scottish club times (bloody loads, we'd imagine). Support comes from regular hosts Slam (aka Stuart McMillan and Orde Meikle), who are set to release their newest offering, Campana, on Faki's Figure imprint come summer.

Sonos PLAY:3 and Bridge: Win yourself a rather bloody swanky Sonos PLAY:3 and Bridge (pictured, normally £289) for all your wireless hi-fi needs, letting you stream all the music on earth in every room of your pad. Nice.
HebCelt 2012 tickets: Get your hands on weekend passes and travel for HebCelt 2012, where The Waterboys, The Proclaimers, and Kassidy will be headering up the main stages, alongside the likes of Admiral Fallow, Roddy Woomble, and Washington Irving.
Skinny On Tour: Guess where this pair of Glasgow-based musos have taken their trusty copy of The Skinny and you could win yourself a booze-y prize courtesy of our chums at Vino Wines.
20% off at Urban Outfitters: All y'all can get an exclusive 20% off at Urban Outfitters Glasgow this Thursday evening (10 May) between 5pm and 9pm, when attending our Skinny Showcase exhibition launch night.
Free Coffee at Avenue G: Simply present the voucher on page 45 of our shiny, re-designed May issue and you'll get a free coffee at the rather lovely Avenue G, plus entry into their prize draw to win a meal for two.
Saint Judes 2-for-1 Meals: Get 2-for-1 main courses during April on Saint Jude's new Pan Asian menu, created in collaboration with their pals at Bar Soba. One word: yum.
Free Delivery at Real Foods: Ethical shopper's delight Real Foods are offering free delivery on all orders over £15 on their online shopping site here.

*PLUS* Any budding songwriters amongst you can download and print off an application form for the Billy Kelly Songwriting Award. You can get your form here, then all you need do is enclose your demo and post it to: Billy Kelly Songwriting Award, Oran Mor, Byres Road, Glasgow, G12 8QX. Alternatively you can apply electronically by emailing three tracks to thebillykellyaward@gmail.com.