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Babies aren’t cute. Especially when they’re just born.
Recently my friend had a baby and invited me to come to visit them in the hospital. I was thrilled. And by thrilled, I mean infuriated Read more »| 09 Jul 2013 -
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Crystal Baws: July 2013 Horoscopes
ARIESAfter weeks of paranormal torment you discover the reason your fridge barks like a rottweiler, your walls have been bleeding, and gallons of maggots hav... Read more »| 04 Jul 2013 -
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Crystal Baws: June 2013 Horoscopes
ARIESAfter being on the waiting list for years about your depression, following a groundbreaking 36 hour medical procedure you become the recipient of the wo... Read more »| 03 Jun 2013 -
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Crystal Baws: May 2013 Horoscopes
ARIES After fitting a new kitchen, the plumber accidentally connects your water pipes up to Europe’s largest Industrial Sperm Bank complex. Taking a sh... Read more »| 09 May 2013 -
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Crystal Baws: April 2013 Horoscopes
ARIES April sees you discover a demonic real-life computer game cheat written in an ancient grimoire. Jump, jump, blink, blink, squat, step forwards, step ba... Read more »| 12 Apr 2013 -
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Juliette Burton: The Loveliest Revolution
Comedy has changed of late – stand up Juliette Burton takes a close look at the rise of loveliness Read more »| 02 Apr 2013
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Crystal Baws: March 2013 Horoscopes
Our regular seer and prognosticator Mystic Mark predicts that March will end horribly. For everyone Read more »| 01 Mar 2013 -
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Crystal Baws: February 2013 Horoscopes
ARIESWhile scuba diving this month you accidentally mix-up your oxygen tank with a pressurised colostomy tank. The first breaths taste of farts so you toggle... Read more »| 04 Feb 2013 -
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Opinion: I Was A Misogynist Comedian
Comedian Michael J Dolan takes himself to task for allowing himself to write misognystic jokes Read more »| 02 Jan 2013 -
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Crystal Baws: January 2013 Horoscopes
ARIESThis month a fully-operational Death Star moves into your chart while searching out remaining Rebel bases in the Hoth system, inadvertently detecting ... Read more »| 01 Jan 2013 -
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2012: That Was The Year That Was
With the impending Mayan apocalypse on its way, it's time to look back at a year which may prove to be humanity's last Read more »| 20 Dec 2012 -
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Crystal Baws: December 2012 Horoscopes
A guide to your month ahead from resident psychic Mystic Mark Read more »| 07 Dec 2012 -
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Esoteric Christmas Gift Guide 2012
Following in the bloody footprints of last year’s Esoteric Xmas Gift Guide, Mystic Mark and Dr. Darren Icke once again investigate some of the many ways you can liberate yourself of soul-crushing wealth Read more »| 07 Dec 2012 -
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Santa Eggs: The Industrial Heart of Christmas
Sometimes the Yuletide spirit touches us in places we rather it didn't. Mystic Mark and Dr. Darren Icke take an eye-opening journey inside the industrial heart of the Christmas season and show us what they found... Read more »| 07 Dec 2012 -
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Crystal Baws: November 2012 Horoscopes
ARIES Your soul is so jam-packed and weighed down with demons that your local witch-doctor finally classifies it as ‘morbidly obese.’ You should ... Read more »| 01 Nov 2012