Bubba Sparxxx - 'Miss New Booty'

This latest single from the irrepressible wannabe gangsta rapper Bubba Sparxxx is, in the words of Bubba himself, "a certified strip-club anthem that will be the favourite joint of all new booty dancers across the nation." Ahem. This indeed will be all this poor offering will be good for. Going back to his standard white-American country style with highly unoriginal lyrics such as "get it right, get it tight", this tune certainly fails to impress. One can only wonder what the rest of his new album has in store. My guess is that it'll be far from 'charming'. This is only suitable for hard-core Sparxxx fans (are there any out there?). Best avoided at all costs. [Karen Taggart]